Poppin the Cherry

First time blogging, ever. We will just have to see what happens with this. No idea what to start with except to tell a story. Once upon a time there was a single working mother of a toddler. Now this mother has dealt with it all: poopy diapers, spit up, tantrums, having her hair fall out, and all of the rest of the things associated with mother-hood. But this mom has a sense of humor, and takes everything with a grain of salt (and so should you as you read this blog). The fact that her daughter had developed a disease of repeating every word like it was going out of style usually made her laugh. Most mothers of a toddler can agree that it can get pretty annoying when your child repeats "Elmo!" about 50 times. In fact it probably will drive you nuts. One day this mother is trying to teach her daughter how to say the word "Flag". Now this particular child had not learned how to pronounce her 'L's. You can see where this is going. So a few days later in the grocery store when her daughter kept repeatedly saying "FAG, mommy! FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG!", this mother could do nothing but try to hurry out with her groceries. Just goes to show you that while parents mean well, they may in fact be causing themselves more grief than is needed.



*And just so everyone knows, I have not a single problem with Homosexuals, and that it was just an anecdote about children.*


@Smores